Cynical Affirmations: Mantras for the Modern Hellscape Affirmation Deck with Stand crossbody bag bat admirers

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Cynical Affirmations: Mantras for the Modern Hellscape Affirmation Deck with Stand crossbody bag bat admirersNot all affirmation decks are created equal, and most of them were never created for people like us. Cynical Affirmations was designed for anyone who greets each new day in the modern hellscape with a weary sigh, a dark sense of humor, and a firm belief that good vibes only is just a polite form of denial. Inside this deck you will find 52 mantras for the mildly unhinged, each one a darkly funny reminder that the world may be collapsing, but at least